Jonny Reb's official home page | |||||||||||||||||
| This page is dedicated to cow haters. | |||||||||||||||||
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WELCOME! The cow you see at the right is Chris Metcalf. He is a loser. All the hefers at school hate him. His adopting parents (Carla & Chuck) are really cool. They saw him standing in the field, cold and wet and thought that they would give him a nice home. He was orphaned as a child because cow tippers murdered his real parents. Below are the pictures the police took of his parents after the incident. If you feel sorry for the poor cow e-mail him at [email protected] | ||||||||||||||||
| Chris' mom. | ||||||||||||||||
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